Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone - fucking except for you!
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reblogged from: twistdmentality + originally from: letsgetonwithit.
#I still cry

Destiny | Opening Cinematic

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reblogged from: thedisassociation + originally from: salzarslytherin.
#life #basically

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

published: 2 days ago, with: 146,581 notes
reblogged from: thatllwork + originally from: motherfuckingdragonsyo.
#life goals

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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reblogged from: thatllwork + originally from: otterly-riddikulus.
#im pissing

letsgetonwithit:

home is where your video game console is 

published: 2 days ago, with: 264 notes
reblogged from: bodennis + originally from: letsgetonwithit.

helianthi:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

published: 6 days ago, with: 79,058 notes
reblogged from: petiteberry + originally from: helianthi.
#me

msamberpriley On Prancer! On Dancer! chordover and Lady Di

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reblogged from: petiteberry + originally from: hummelilde.
#special snowflake

"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

published: 1 week ago, with: 257,836 notes
reblogged from: oliviaswilde + originally from: becketts.

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

published: 1 week ago, with: 145,714 notes
reblogged from: steampipetrunkdistributionvenue + originally from: pyonkotchi.
#I'd watch this

Faking it Season 2 Premiere, Tuesday September 23.

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reblogged from: petiteberry +
#my body is ready